bardofpizza:

Check y9ur privilege… 6ef9re I wreck y9ur privilege.
The “I am a massive unit” Kankri Sprite was drawn by mamakarkat.
…I think. XD

bardofpizza:

Check y9ur privilege… 6ef9re I wreck y9ur privilege.


The “I am a massive unit” Kankri Sprite was drawn by mamakarkat.

…I think. XD

(Reblogged from kinetic-squirrel)
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davesenpai:

photuri:

sherlockstuck

*screams*

davesenpai:

photuri:

sherlockstuck

*screams*

(Reblogged from seaprincefukami)

triple-word-score:

Let’s just take a minute to appreciate goats.

(Reblogged from shieps)

danalmostcaughtonfire:

tunetechfrosthead:

nothisisnotdog:

*ANGRILY OPPA GANGNAM STYLES TOWARDS YOU*

*VIOLENTLY TWERKS AWAY*

DO yOU KNOW HOW FUCKING FUNNY IT IS TO MENTALLY PICTURE THIS LIKE IMAGINE THIS LIKE ONE OF YOUR FRIENDS JUST START FUCKING DANCING TOWARD YOU WITH A MEAN LOOK AND YOU JUST TURN AROUND LIKE A SASS GOD AND START SHAKING YOUR ASS AND RUNNING AWAY LIK E THAT IS SO FUCKING FUNNY I CANT

(Source: greatjaggi)

(Reblogged from seaprincefukami)
bowiesclockworkorange:

In June of 1972, a woman appeared in Cedar Senai hospitalin nothing but a white, blood-covered gown. Now this, in itself, should not be too surprising as people often have accidents nearby and come to the nearest hospital for medical attention, but there were one thing that caused people who saw her to vomit and flee in terror. Being that she wasn’t exactly human. she resembled something close to a mannequin, but had the dexterity and fluidity of a normal human being. Her face, was as flawless as a mannequins, devoid of eyebrows and smeared in make-up. From the moment she stepped through the entrance to when she was taken to a hospital room and cleaned up before being prepped for sedation, she was completely calm, expressionless and motionless. The doctors thought it best to restrain her until the authorities could arrive and she did not protest. They were unable to get any kind of response from her and most staff members felt too uncomfortable to look directly at her for more than a few seconds. But the second the staff tried to sedate her, she fought back with extreme force. Two members of staff had to hold her down as her body rose up on the bed with that same, blank expression. She turned her emotionless eyes towards the male doctor and did something unusual. She smiled. As she did, the female doctor screamed and let go out of shock. In the woman’s mouth were not human teeth, but long, sharp spikes. Too long for her mouth to close fully without causing any damage… The male doctor stared back at her for a moment before asking “What in the hell are you?” She cracked her neck down to her shoulder to observe him, still smiling. There was a long pause, the security had been alerted and could be heard coming down the hallway. She stood up and leaned over him, her face coming dangerously close to his as the life faded from his eyes. She leaned closer and whispered in his ear. “I…am….God….”
He went into shock and she quickly disappeared. The female doctor  named her “The Expressionless”. There was never a sighting of her again.

bowiesclockworkorange:

In June of 1972, a woman appeared in Cedar Senai hospitalin nothing but a white, blood-covered gown. Now this, in itself, should not be too surprising as people often have accidents nearby and come to the nearest hospital for medical attention, but there were one thing that caused people who saw her to vomit and flee in terror.
Being that she wasn’t exactly human. she resembled something close to a mannequin, but had the dexterity and fluidity of a normal human being. Her face, was as flawless as a mannequins, devoid of eyebrows and smeared in make-up.


From the moment she stepped through the entrance to when she was taken to a hospital room and cleaned up before being prepped for sedation, she was completely calm, expressionless and motionless. The doctors thought it best to restrain her until the authorities could arrive and she did not protest. They were unable to get any kind of response from her and most staff members felt too uncomfortable to look directly at her for more than a few seconds.

But the second the staff tried to sedate her, she fought back with extreme force. Two members of staff had to hold her down as her body rose up on the bed with that same, blank expression.

She turned her emotionless eyes towards the male doctor and did something unusual. She smiled.

As she did, the female doctor screamed and let go out of shock. In the woman’s mouth were not human teeth, but long, sharp spikes. Too long for her mouth to close fully without causing any damage…

The male doctor stared back at her for a moment before asking “What in the hell are you?”

She cracked her neck down to her shoulder to observe him, still smiling.

There was a long pause, the security had been alerted and could be heard coming down the hallway.

She stood up and leaned over him, her face coming dangerously close to his as the life faded from his eyes.

She leaned closer and whispered in his ear.

“I…am….God….”
He went into shock and she quickly disappeared.

The female doctor  named her “The Expressionless”.

There was never a sighting of her again.
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(Reblogged from missmartianz)
I-I cant say…..that i well ever want to play pokemon agian….Im-this ruined my childhood eAe

I-
I cant say…..that i well ever want to play pokemon agian….
Im-
this ruined my childhood eAe

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